Random Attacks of Funny 8

Narrator: from the fanfic writer that likes to put in the cast of Story of The Blanks for no good reason comes a new fanfic that I am sure he will be able to handle which is a crossover between Star Fox, Robotech, Gundam, and Madako Magica for no good reason.

Me: wait hold on I know nothing of Madoka Magika other then it is a darker take on the Magical Girl genre.

Narrator: see you know about it.

Me: doesn't mean I know everything about it.

Narrator: fine you can add your Star Wars and Jurassic Park and Yotsuba&!stuff

Me: how on earth would Jurassic Park and Yotusba&! even work with this wired scifi setting your cooking up?

Narrator: because Jurassic Park is scifi!~

Me: well yes it is but Jurassic Park would be you know more on the low tech end of Scifi.

Narrator: you drive a hard bargain but ok you can combine Hetalia with it also.

Me: Hetalia makes even less sense then Madoka Magica, Jurassic Park, and Yotsuba&!.

Narrator: oh come on stop being selfish I will get you with my bravery.

Me: what on earth are you even talking about?!

Narrator: stop putting FNAF stuff in your stuff!

Me: Narrator guy your scaring me.

Narrator: stop yelling at me!

Me: *calling for help* hello AC the Narrator is going insane help me.

AC: how did you get my number.

Me: we are friends.

AC: oh hello Jason what are you doing?

Me: oh not much just dealing with an insane Narrator!

Narrator: Jason stop upsetting Yotsuba!

Yotsuba: *playing with Sandals and Yuki and Dancer*

Narrator: do you not see the distress she is in!

Me: Narrator stop this what ever is going on with you.

Narrator: okay fine you win this round! From the guy that is lazy is a fanfic that is a crossover with Star Wars, Star Fox, Jurassic Park, Robotech, Hetalia, Madoka Magica, Steven Universe, Adventure Time, Regular Show, Invader Zim, Azumanga Daioh, Yotsuba&!, Doctor Who, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, and finally Final Fantasy.

Me: *jaw drop* how the crap would a fanfic like this even work?!

Narrator: when my OC guy with Sunglasses starts trying to do not nice things like kicking puppies and old people and saying respect your mom and dad. They will all have to join forces to stop Lord Hater from doing the Caramelldansen meme or else the Emperor from Star Wars will unless the Big One and her underlings from Jurassic Park 1 to just stand there menacingly.

Me: Narrator did your mom drink when she was pregnant with you?

Narrator: and also joining the people is Wander and the cast of Doraemon and Attack on Titan.

AC: this is just starting to sound all sorts of jumbled.

Me: I forgot I still had the phone on!

Narrator: now watch as the good guys spend half the fanfic fighting each other instead of the evils of not washing your hands and learn that even Derpy Hooves the Pegasus pony named Muffins can be a hero too.

Me: *had left to look up video games on Amazon*

Narrator: da end!